the strider sexperience™

((Hey everybody it’s that NoseGuy!! I’m the one who works on Brotherman and Co. posts and I have a proposition for you! :)

Just the other day I was hankerin’ to make another hip post on this blog and started thinkin’ “Gee, I wish I could draw better.” Then I looked at a bunch of really good artists that I think are really swell and then I remember what my idol Tim Buckley has: a Cintiq.

I asked my mom if I could have one but then she cried a lot about me never getting a job and being the most worthless of all her children while my dad just frowned at me and then turned up the TV louder so I don’t think she’ll get me one… But hope was not yet lost! “I will start my own Kickstarter donation drive,” I thought while categorizing my anime figurines by number of animal appendages.

Every fifty dollars I receive I will answer another question. There are also a number of other incentives to pledge even more dollars.

$50 - I’ll write you a really nice letter about everything I like about you.
$100 - A shout-out in an upcoming Brotherpal comic.
$500 - Your very own cameo appearance!
$1000 - I will kiss you.

Attached to this post in the photo is a SPECIAL SNEAK PEAK at the style in all of the following comics that I produce.

So please, if you want to see more Brotherkin
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i dont take no orders from no one.

not you and especially not from any “”“laws of physics”“.

ways to make your egbert cry.

mention cakefarts.
dress up as his child for a halloween party.
dress up as his child and talk about cakefarts.

the talk.

me: ok drew.
dave: its dave
me: ok danielle i gotta tell you about i dunno sex or something.
 no incesto.
 but.
 youre growing up to be a nice "eh" lady and its about time you know how to protect yourself.
dave: bro ive grown up on the internet ive accidentally came home early from school i know this stu--
 whats with the pizza
me: well the best way to appeal to your invalid mind is through metaphors involving food.
 idk at least thats what lalonde told me when she gave me this talk.
 except my only notes from that are drawings of boobs i drew on my arm.
 so i have to wing this.
 so uh.
 see this.
 this filmy stuff.
 that plastic shits like a condom.
 pizza stays in and nothing changes. like a penis.
 but sometimes you gotta start cookin.
 so you take that fucker out of there and stick it into the oven or microwave or bonfire of puppets which will be our allegory for a vagina.
 instead of twenty minutes its like nine months i mean its a cold as fuck pizza.
 that pizza will grow into a pump pizza. except with the whole baby thing that doesnt work because you cant eat a baby.
 well you can but.
 you just dont get in trouble for eating a pizza.
 where was i going with this.
 uh.
 i guess.
 like.
 sometimes it can get burnt.
 thats like a miscarriage.
 and thats all i really have here.
dave: so
 gettin this straight
 your knob falls off when you have sex and gets lodged in the snatch at high heat and forms into a baby
me: uh.
 i guess?
 (at that point dave stopped eating for a week and dropped pizza entirely.)

click.